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this is one of the best parks intros
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update: ASAP Rocky saw the drawing i did & slid into my DMs but like…… im still tryna figure out how to respond
i literally cannot stop thinking about this ajsjdkd
direct action
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brain: do you have your wallet?
me: *slaps my ass so hard everyone in the target can hear it*
me: yeah
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what’s it called when a shrimp kills another shrimp
a krilling spree
no it’s fucking murder
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